My Plans For A Militia Crushed By Four Little Words
I was reading the weekend newspaper about a week ago and going through all the fliers inside. I came across the Wal-Mart flier and in the sporting goods section they had a BB Gun on sale. Now, this BB Gun was actually a three foot long rifle with telescopic scope that is accurate up to 100+ yards. It also comes with a carrying case and bottle of 1000 rounds to fire. All this for only $39.95!!
Oh man the juices started running wild now. I kept thinking that for only forty bucks I could train homeless people and streetkids to think my way and set up our own little town. We could call it "Dunnsville" or something cool like that. No, no, no, no..... how about we create our own "HockeyTown"!!. All the streets would be named after my favorite players and all the buildings would be named after arenas that the NHL plays in now.
"Excuse me, do you know where the post office is?"
"Sure, just go down Bertuzzi Avenue and turn left onto Yzerman Way. Once you reach Gretzky Lane turn right and go until you see The Boston Gardens"
Kewl. :)
But as usual with all my plans for eventual world domination, I hit a snag before I can even start. The fine print at the bottom of the ad in the Wal-Mart flier crushed all my motivation.
Underneath the rifle said, "Limit 4 per customer"
Dammit.
Oh man the juices started running wild now. I kept thinking that for only forty bucks I could train homeless people and streetkids to think my way and set up our own little town. We could call it "Dunnsville" or something cool like that. No, no, no, no..... how about we create our own "HockeyTown"!!. All the streets would be named after my favorite players and all the buildings would be named after arenas that the NHL plays in now.
"Excuse me, do you know where the post office is?"
"Sure, just go down Bertuzzi Avenue and turn left onto Yzerman Way. Once you reach Gretzky Lane turn right and go until you see The Boston Gardens"
Kewl. :)
But as usual with all my plans for eventual world domination, I hit a snag before I can even start. The fine print at the bottom of the ad in the Wal-Mart flier crushed all my motivation.
Underneath the rifle said, "Limit 4 per customer"
Dammit.
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