The Cloning Device Is Broken
I know it's been about a month since I updated this site and I bet everybody is just going crazy to find out what happened at my INS meeting back in March. :)
Julie and I headed down to Hartford for the latest chapter of this soon to be two year old saga. We sit and wait in a room full of Mexico City's finest representatives thinking about the possible questions they are about to ask us. We start rehearsing the "what type of shampoo does he use?" kind of questions you see in the movies and on T.V. but as it turns out the interview is nothing like that at all.
We get taken into an office by a lady in her 50's and the first thing we are asked is to take an oath to tell the truth. Dammit, there's always some kind of catch! As we are sitting down she immediately tells me that there is a problem with my application and I won't be able to get my application approved today. Ok.... Heeeeeere we go. Well as it turns out my name has not been cleared by the FBI yet because apparently there is a Brian Dunn from Canada that they "are looking for".
Sweet, just what I need..... people tapping my phonelines, reading my emails, and intercepting my mail. I better hold off on my M16 assault rifle eBay auctions for a while. And I guess it's going to be a small Christmas again this year since my cash flow has been put on hold.
So I asked the lady how long it will take for the FBI to clear my name and she told me that it could take "months and months and months". Apparently the INS is not at the top of the FBI's things to do list, which when you think about it makes no sense at all. Unfortunately I need to wait for someone to physically look at my file, plus the file of this other Brian Dunn, and for that person to compare them both and see that obviously I'm not the guy they are looking for. Once that is done my application should be finalized within 2 or 3 days.
So we start to go over the rest of the application and sure enough we end up with a windbag of an old lady. I would bet my last dollar that she owns about 4 cats. It was hard to keep her focused on what we wanted to do at this interview, she kept talking about her own personal life and since she, basically, has my ass in her hands I have to sit there and pretend to be interested. She tells us how she went out and bought a brand new car in November so her elderly father could easily get in and out of it, but unfortunately her dad passes away in February. She goes on to say how pissed off she was that her father "went and died" right after she just bought a brand new car with his comfort in mind. Man oh man we heard it all. From how she traveled by train across Canada from how she just absolutely hates grey interiors in vehicles. Who gives a shit lady!?!?!
Anyway, if anybody out there knows of some Brian Dunn from Canada who has a seedy past..... please turn his ass in so I can move on with my life.
Julie and I headed down to Hartford for the latest chapter of this soon to be two year old saga. We sit and wait in a room full of Mexico City's finest representatives thinking about the possible questions they are about to ask us. We start rehearsing the "what type of shampoo does he use?" kind of questions you see in the movies and on T.V. but as it turns out the interview is nothing like that at all.
We get taken into an office by a lady in her 50's and the first thing we are asked is to take an oath to tell the truth. Dammit, there's always some kind of catch! As we are sitting down she immediately tells me that there is a problem with my application and I won't be able to get my application approved today. Ok.... Heeeeeere we go. Well as it turns out my name has not been cleared by the FBI yet because apparently there is a Brian Dunn from Canada that they "are looking for".
Sweet, just what I need..... people tapping my phonelines, reading my emails, and intercepting my mail. I better hold off on my M16 assault rifle eBay auctions for a while. And I guess it's going to be a small Christmas again this year since my cash flow has been put on hold.
So I asked the lady how long it will take for the FBI to clear my name and she told me that it could take "months and months and months". Apparently the INS is not at the top of the FBI's things to do list, which when you think about it makes no sense at all. Unfortunately I need to wait for someone to physically look at my file, plus the file of this other Brian Dunn, and for that person to compare them both and see that obviously I'm not the guy they are looking for. Once that is done my application should be finalized within 2 or 3 days.
So we start to go over the rest of the application and sure enough we end up with a windbag of an old lady. I would bet my last dollar that she owns about 4 cats. It was hard to keep her focused on what we wanted to do at this interview, she kept talking about her own personal life and since she, basically, has my ass in her hands I have to sit there and pretend to be interested. She tells us how she went out and bought a brand new car in November so her elderly father could easily get in and out of it, but unfortunately her dad passes away in February. She goes on to say how pissed off she was that her father "went and died" right after she just bought a brand new car with his comfort in mind. Man oh man we heard it all. From how she traveled by train across Canada from how she just absolutely hates grey interiors in vehicles. Who gives a shit lady!?!?!
Anyway, if anybody out there knows of some Brian Dunn from Canada who has a seedy past..... please turn his ass in so I can move on with my life.
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