Sometimes It's Safe To Assume

Wal-Mart heir John Walton died in a plane crash on Monday. The only thing that I found strange about the whole ordeal is that the news agencies kept saying "there is an autopsy planned to determine the cause of death"

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that he died... BECAUSE HE FELL THOUSANDS OF FEET OUT OF THE SKY AND DID A HEADER INTO A SLAB OF ROCK!!