Read Between The Lines

I was washing my hands in a public restroom the other day when I noticed the sign on the mirror that said, "Employees MUST wash their hands before returning to work". Why does it discriminate against the people that work there, why not the customers?

So if you were to read between the lines the sign actually says, "Employees MUST wash their hands before returning to work..... but the rest of you scumbags are welcome to maul everything on the buffet table after picking your nose, wiping your ass and pissing all over your hands."

Think about it.